The Kel Smith: the mother's prayer for its daughter - by tina fey →
The first sentence of the last paragraph of this prayer made me cry I laughed so hard!
“First, Lord: No tattoos. May neither the Chinese symbol for truth nor Winnie-the-Pooh holding the FSU logo stain her tender haunches. May she be beautiful but not damaged, for it’s the damage that draws the creepy soccer coach’s eye, not the beauty. When the crystal meth is…